22 5 / 2012
I remember in 8th grade when these pants were like the coolest things ever.
Welp, to the donating trashbag of old clothing they go …
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21 5 / 2012
Today I have done things that I have not done for like 5 days since wisdom teeth happened and made me lazier than shit:
- Get dressed
- Do my hair
- Put on makeup
- Leave the house
I actually feel a little bit like a human being now.
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19 5 / 2012
I’m really just not very assertive, so instead of telling a telemarketer that I’m not interested, I tend to just hang up on them mid-sentence.
19 5 / 2012
“You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.” - Deepak Chopra
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19 5 / 2012
I am so tired and I do not feel like getting out of my bed.
So maybe I just won’t.
And the dog is here too, so she agrees with me. And the dog is all I really need anyway.
18 5 / 2012
I think my college GPA suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Because every fall, it tanks.
And every spring, it’s all high and nice.
Thank goodness this was a spring semester. I will take that 3.95 GPA.
17 5 / 2012
Suddenly ravenously hungry.
give me all the mashed potatoes and pudding you have.
you probably heard me say “Give me a lot of mashed potatoes and pudding.”
but what I said was “Give me all the mashed potatoes and pudding you have.”
17 5 / 2012
When I had Kidney Stones, they put me on morphine. I have heard Vicodin is nice, but Morphine was awful. It made me sleep and vomit, and that’s it.
That sounds awful. Vicodin just made me sleep, and something made me vomit all day today, but I don’t know if it was the Vicodin that caused that.
But at any rate, I’m so done taking that stuff. I’d rather have my mouth hurt then be that woozy ever again.
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